What A Difference the Flight Deck Door Makes

A funny crew van conversation:

"Usually when a plane goes off the runway its because lots of things are going wrong. It can be a combination of a change in wind sheer, a slippery runway, malfunction of the flaps or inaccuracies in calculations. All of which the pilots need to address in a very short amount of time in order to keep the plane on the runway." Captain Karen explained.

"Meanwhile" quipped Grant, a flight attendant. "It takes four flight attendants an hour to figure why the float is short $2"