A Carnivores Dream

"What type of sandwiches do you have?"

"We have an assorted sub, chicken, as well as turkey bacon and ham."

"Okay, I'll have that one."

"Which one?"

"The one you said"

"I told you about our three different sandwiches"

"Oh, that wasn't all the same sub?"

"Uh, no, no it wasn't"

Mmmmm, can you imagine what that sandwich would taste like? I'm going to open up a fast food chain that sells nothing but sub sandwiches with chicken, turkey, bacon, ham and assorted meats on it.

"If it had a mother and a pulse, you'll find it on our buns"