Her Name Was Lola...

Dear Flight Centre;

Stop making flights to Rio De Janeiro exactly half the cost of my tuition. I do not appreciate you taunting me every time I walk by one of your locations. Please jack up the prices listed on the signs in your windows. Otherwise, unsuspecting patrons, such as myself, see these and spend the rest of the afternoon daydreaming about dropping out of school and setting up a hot dog stand on Copacabana beach. It would also help if you stopped advertising such tempting locations. May I suggest that you try to boost sales on flights to Chechnya?


Yours Truly,

Bitty