Creepy Crawlies and Creepy Flight Attendants

"Yeah, I get tested every three months, just to be safe"

Gross.

Tim seemed like a pretty normal guy aside from that last comment, but something about being so promiscuous that you feel the need to be tested every three months for STD's just didn't seem right.

I mentally went over everything I knew about STD's. Can they crawl, like say across a jumpseat?

I inched over, just to be safe.