Tuesday, March 06, 2007

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.

- Jack Handy

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:22 PM

    I LOVE deep thoughts...

    "I always say it's a good idea to carry around two sacks, one in each hand, that way if anyone asks you to 'give them a hand' you can say 'sorry i got these two sacks here' and keep walkin'"

    Keep 'em coming Britt, you should have a special Deep Thoughts segment to the blog!

    Oh exciting!

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  2. "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

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